Sunday, November 15, 2009

You'll Change Your Mind !

Hahahahaha!
Okay, are you fucking retarded?
This is a girl who does not change her mind on a life decision... Me changing my mind... it's.. it's like taking the big out of Texas.. it just ain't ever gon' happen..

Yeah so these folks are all like " Oh I've heard all before" " I've said the same thing.. "
..Newsflash, the only difference is...they weren't sure what they wanted.. but bitches I KNOW exactly what I want and how I want it....everything I say thence is genuine..

I DO NOT WANT KIDS !

I AM NOT DEBATING WHETHER I WANT THEM OR NOT-I KNOW I DON'T !
I DO NOT LACK GUIDENCE !
I AM NOT SELFISH BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO "GIVE" MY PARENTS A GRANDCHILD !

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You'll change your mind!

OH REALLY?! ARE YOU GAY??? YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND, CUNT ROCKETS!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Work gets sooo annoying..

I work at Tim Horton's. Please save me.
Kids? No, they're sproggins, sprogs, brats, walking shit sticks..

I freak out at home when the people I'm living with's grandsprogs come over. They don't stop.. "wahwahieohtgeg uetweg waahhhhhhhhh!" ..there's no such thing as peace or sleep :s

Then.. I have to face them at work, and their parents.. do they know how to NOT complain.. the world isn't sprogproof.. DUH that's WHY there's "gates" and "guards" so widdle jwonny wont get huwt..

I'm sick of hearing them:
"You need a changing table! You'd think a place like Tim Horton's would have something for mothers to change their babies!"
Uh, lady, we don't have changing tables, probably because WE DONT ADVERTISE TO YOUNSTERS!!! CAFFIENE+SPROGS=BAD IDEA!
Didn't you know that the l.d.50 of caffeine is 3 CUPS=24 ounces of coffee in the run of an hour.... Our medium is 10 ounces, almost half! IDIOTS. Hm, maybe CAFFEINE seeing as we are a COFFEE shop might be your FIRST clue we don't sell Happy Meals and shit like that!
"Oh your floor is so slippery when its wet! What if a child were to fall down"
Oh fuck would I ever laugh if it did. We aren't responsible for your child. Only in first aid and calling an ambulance. If a child were to fall it'd be the guardian's fault AS WATCHING the sprog is YOUR responsibility.. We put "caution wet floor" signs up, from their you are responsible!
We're cashiers, coffee and tea brewers, bakers, sandwich makers, janitors and such... not babysitters.
I'm too pissed to finish this... til then, FUCK OFF I DONT CARE!!

I dont care.

I dont care that you like living in a routine; I like to live my life naturally, not "normally"-"normal" is just no fun, it's dull, plain, boring, and depressing.. No wonder you break down between the ages of 30 and 60, you're life is nothing.

I dont care that your neighbor's dog shits on your freshly mowed lawn.. Get over it-no one cares!

I dont care if you call the cops on me for possession of illegal drugs-my body, my choice, it's not your life-its mine... its not like they'll do anything anyway.. lol.

I dont care.. thats the point.. I just plain DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! :)

Monday, May 12, 2008

RAPE! But not the kind they talk of on TV

Well I feel violated.
I feel like everything I fought for over the years, everything I preached, everything I held on to... simply "pierde entre ecos".. like it's nothing but dust in the wind all of a sudden.. :(

I am NOT just a walking uterus.

I have emotions, morals, thoughts, needs and wants just like everybody else!

I know may be I shouldn't make a big deal out of this. But I thought I made myself so clear. I thought it was obvious, that I, Kellie Collins, had established that I think before I act.

I guess not so much.. =(

Two friends of mine, who it shall take me a while to learn to trust again (I never abandon my friends), mainly just one of the couple, but still, both knew about it so both are guilty as fuck as far as I am concerned.

What the fuck? The convo was something like this on Facebook messenger:
C: "Hey, are you with anyone?"
Me: "No. um, what do you mean?."
C: "Are you dating anyone?"
Me: "No.. Why???"
C: "Oh are you willing to do a one-night stand kind of thing?"
Me: "I have strict standards."
C: "Oh well let me know so I can tell him"

Man.. what the fuck! I just dropped a fucking "STRICT STANDARDS" bomb on her, and still, she doesn't get it means "Hey, uh, I like someone(s) in case you forgot!", yet she is my supposed friend and "knows" me.
Everyone knows that I do have standards, that I am a teleiophile, that I don't do one-night-stands, and that I have a functioning brain enough to know not to be fucking random people off the Internet!

So like after crying because my ego has been bashed open and left to bleed, and that I learnt that I am so utterly disrespected, that I just lost whatever bonds and respects I had for that couple... I got some messges, the first few from the girl I am referring to as C were normal, but then:

C: "do u member what i asked u eralyer"
Me: "just because i got a pill-popping problem doent mean im that wanked i cant remember lol"
C: "i never said nothing about pill popping promblm did i? :s"
Me: "no lol but everyone know about it lol"
C: "u know what acually i didnt know ahaha that s the honest truth.....i asked u earlyer if you are up to a one nite stand with a dude....he mite be comming up and he wanted me to find someone nice and that dont mind gettin laid :P and the first peron i thoguht of was you because u are a nice and friendly person :P and i didnt think u where with anyone "

Goddamn, if she were any bit of a friend that she claims she is this would never have been said! Makes me sick! And she wouldn't take a hint, even after I changed the topic?
Yes I am whining, but FUCK... Just because I have a fucking vagina doesn't mean I'm going to open my fucking legs to some random fuck because soemone suggested it to me cause oh, no one will know and I'm supposedly a "nice person".. pffft. Eat my rectum!

My reply to that? Well, I was fucking pissed so I broke down, and I decided to use an excuse, with the truth, to hold my own ass just in case she insisted more..

Me: "i really cant see me doing that. And besides, I'm on the rags."
C: "yeah thats understable lol"

Ah! Sweet mother of fuck! She finally gets a clue!

But I remain emotionally scared.

It hurts deep down somewhere in my selfish, cold, unloving heart.. that just because I have a uterus and my status is single that I must need to be with random guys to feel validated.. =(

FUCK! Why oh why was I born not attached to a penis?

Okay, so there are guys out there unbelieveably HOT, but still, being a woman hasn't changed an ounce since the days of the caveman. Seriously people, this is the 21st century! Women don't need to be either in a relationship or letting friends know they are riding someone's dick to fit into society these days. FUCK.

Women's rights my ASS.

I thought my days of angst are over.. But now, perhaps, they shall only beginn :s

Yours truely,
The Most Angry Uterus In The World

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Unplanned motherhood: Most likely planned!

Sizing it all up at the end of the day.. How can one not see this coming? lol
I mean.. child support.. really.. is it really for children? Or is it for Ms.Breeder "momsie" who's too lazy and/or irresponsible to just get a job like any sensible parent and support, like a responsible parent, on her own, the little snot/shit ball she "saved" from the eeevvvviiiiiiilll abortion and adoption facilities?
If Ms.Breeder in question had to get herself together.. for starters she wouldn't need "child support" because either: a) she'd get an abortion because it is EXPENSIVE raising a child; or b)she'd do everything outside of her power to get the best paying job and put her bratty-ass kid in day care like everyone else has to do.
I really very much have to point out that these "unplanned mothers" somehow got it all figured out before they even get a chance to miscarry the poor widdle baybee.. bring the father to court immediately before the child is even born and demand that it is his child therefore he has to pay child support..
Give me a break. They are planned parents because they plan to keep the stupid child-to-be growing in them, rather than aborting the "pwecious widdle baybee" that they are too irresponsible to support... Independantly..
In my humble honest opinion.. if a person cannot support a child by working for the money the honest way, well too f**king bad: ABORT THE F**KER. The economy does not need more people living on people's tax money for 18 or so years...
Half the problem with the economy is not that there aren't enough workers or that there aren't enough children being born to support it.. it is the simple fact that these so-called "unplanned" mothers are draining all the tax money that can be used to benefit millions more people for the sake of "saving" some life that doesn't even need to exist. Cause uh-oh.. Ms.Breeder wasn't responsible enough to use more than one form of birth control.. or any..
*Light bulb clicks on* Oh.. But wait!!! If Ms.Breeder isn't responsible enough to use at least 2 forms of birth control... or any at all, what makes her and her cliques think that she is responsible enough to raise another human being?
Exactly.
The really sad part about this all?
The many Ms.Breeders out there.. they keep pumping out unwanted kid after unwanted kid.. pumping more money out of the economy because she's too stupid to just close her legs or use birth control properly. And look at all the nice benefits:
*She gets a lot of attention because the poor widdle baybee's father don't even recognise the kid
*Everyone pities her because it is sooo unfortunate that the father got up and left her and the poor widdle muffin (when he probably announced he didn't want a child from her or it was a drunken one-night-stand.. pfft. f**k pity!)
*She gets extra money, for every little brat she pops out, from welfare
*Her family finally notices her and notes how "mature" she is for taking responsiblity (ain't that ever ironic? I'm pretty sure not taking care of your sexual health ie. proper use of bcp, condoms.. is irresponisble)
*She can wine about the kid(s) to people and get free babysitting and go out, have unprotected sex, get pregnant again and be showered with attention because yey! another unwanted child is coming!
hm... how responsible (sarcasm) of you, Ms. Breeder!

It really makes me sad! What is the world coming to? I like the christian statements "chwildwen awe god's widdle pwecious gifts fwom heaven!" lol. No, they are the result of sperm and eggs colliding. And wow! Who really would have thought that ,using various forms of birth control could well... control the amounts of unwanted....births!! OMG!!!! Really? WOW!!!!

Anyway I have a life to live. Unlike those lazy so-called mothers living off of people's tax money.. toodles til next time!




Thursday, May 1, 2008

Child-Support Needs To Change!

I honestly, strongly believe that men should NOT have to pay child support simply because they are the donor of the sperm.
The only men who should pay child-support are men who want their child/ren, or feel the responsibility of giving up a portion of their pay check to some snot-nosed kid.
If a man did not want a child which he has fathered he should not have to pay child support simply because he is the biological father.
It takes two to tangle.
The woman has the choice to abort her baby or give it up for adoption. She does not have to keep the child and live off other people's well deserved hard-earned money.
Money may sometimes be made of trees.. but I tell you it does not grow on them!
With that statement made.. if the woman cannot afford to raise the child on her own... why the hell did she bring a life into the world? Like... um.. hello?! It's not cheap raising a child! You just cant expect the world to pity you and the millions out there just like you because oh no! God forbid! You have a child all by youself and it's father doesn't want it!!!
Better think she'd realise it's hard to be a single parent and may be it dont hurt to kill one life for the sake of saving her own sorry ass as well as the poor man who was only looking for a night of fun.. besides, the potential person would be spared a life-time of being made fun of at school for being poor and having a mommy who looks more like a crack-whore on Maury...
It's not selfish or mean or disgraceful for a man to disown a child. Stop you're bitching.. everyone knows how these situations always end up.. so why even bother?
No one should force the responsibility of a child on someone else. That is selfish!
But oh no! Here we go! Now you're all upset cause it's soooo unfair because the selfish mother was too head strong that the baby should live it got to live with her blah blah blah cant afford to feed herself let alone the walking 2-in1 Slug-Vaccuume...
Get over it. If a man doesnt want to "settle down" and put his plans and life on hold for the sake of some kid he never even intended to create... why should anyone stop him?
Tell me. Cause it's stupid.
No one should force a man to pay child support, whatever happened to "freedom of choice"? Afterall, it was the woman's decision to keep the little runt. She should face the consequences. There are plenty of contraceptives out there (it's her body that carries the baby therefore she should be responsible enough to realise you cant rely on withdraw and condoms alone), no exuses.
I will argue my case further.. til then.. good night..

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What ever happened to Human Rights?

Mkay. First post.
Okay, so I have been on the Birth Control Pill since the age of sixteen (16). Mainly because I did not want to abstain from sex, and I knew for years I did not want to produce a finance-raping, drool and germ-infested automatic-drip-shitter (breeders refer to this as a "cwuuuutey wooooty baybyyy"..ick).
So I am concerned for myself and the pill. As many times as I f**ked it up (not finding the pack til the next day, for instance) and nothing bad happened, there is still the possibility of, in calmer terms, my worst fear... pregnancy.
I simply go to my family doctor and tell him straight-up yesterday "I WANT MY TUBES TIED!". I know for a fact tubal legation will not stop menstrual pain but I will deal with that issue later, sterilization is the utmost important goal of all in this life, or any female's life who chooses the easier, more beneficial childFREE lifestyle. So that was that.
He was a little hesitant. "I look at this as if this were my own son or daughter". How lovely, he has a breeder mind-set. I am not his child and am only his responsibility medically, by no other means.
His first ignorality was that he mentioned my age. I am eighteen (18). So what?! If I am old enough to apply for a college at 17 to decide what career path I want to take for "the rest of my life" then where is the difference? (Actually in ninth grade the teacher's said "the courses you choose you choose the path for the rest of your life. There is no going back"..gee nice way to encourage a rational decision on a 14-5 year old KID!)
He knew I had a history of hardships in my past, however these are irrelevant to my Childfree choice. Once I had myself explained he had just told me that it is a minor procedure and minimal pain. He is sending me to a gynecologist.
And a sigh of relief from me!
Half my battle is won. Now it's time to keep getting referrals to and from other gynecologists until I find one willing to give me the procedure!
Still I am abhorring the medical "professionals" in general.. They are no higher standing to judge people than anyone else. A piece of paper from some high-ass class 'University' doesn't put them above human rights. The fact of the matter is: in Canada you are not to be judged upon age, gender, sexuality, religion, race, or anything else from that particular family of ethics... yet doctors and nurses do it on a regular basis.
This really proves to me how weak our medical system is.